Yes fuckers, I've been busy. After I woke up on real Earth, I realized I was the head of the most powerful corporation in existance, comparable only to Mordor Pizza Express. So I've taken the reins and bought much of the real estate on this miserable planet. Now I'm looking to expand my enterprise to Middle Earth.
Expect to see all of the laptop terminals in every hole, pit, Shire internet café, torture chamber, house, Isildur's Secret back room, Rohan stable, and everywhere else on this plane of existance convert to Windows M-E format, with integrated DaeronSoft Internet Explorer and other additional software.
Soon your very souls will be mine. Direct all technical support problems to the following number: 1-800-OWNS-JOO